become an affiliate

we'd rather have ten affiliates whose audiences trust them than a hundred who rotate codes by the week. so we run a small, slow program — by application, lightly tended, fairly paid.

what you get

  • 15% on every sale from your unique link or discount code, paid monthly via paypal or stripe.
  • a 15% discount for your audience, baked into your link.
  • a free stone of your size after your first $1,000 in tracked sales, no clawback.
  • early access to new products and colors before public launch — usually 30 days ahead.
  • asset packs — high-resolution photography, clean lifestyle videos, brand-aligned copy you can quote.

who we work with

we look for accounts that already feel like a fit. that usually means:

  • interior design, slow living, and homeware creators
  • thoughtful pet accounts (no pun-heavy or chaotic-energy formats — sorry)
  • writers and journalists covering home, design, or considered consumption
  • independent retailers and stylists with a genuine clientele

follower count matters less than fit. an audience of 8,000 home-design readers will outperform 800,000 generic pet followers, and we'll happily prioritize the smaller account.

what we don't do

  • cashback, loyalty, or coupon-stacking sites — we don't accept applications from honey, rakuten, retailmenot, etc.
  • paid placement in giant link-in-bio creator hubs.
  • discount codes shared in coupon forums. (we'll deactivate codes the moment they appear there.)

how to apply

send an email to marketing@poochhq.com with:

  1. a sentence about you and your audience
  2. links to your three best-performing posts or articles
  3. your country (we accept us, uk, and au-based affiliates)
  4. your preferred payout method (paypal or stripe)

we read every application. you'll hear back within 7 days.

the small print

  • cookie window is 30 days. last-click attribution.
  • commissions are paid 30 days after the sale to allow for our 30-day return window.
  • refunded orders don't earn commission.
  • fraud, self-purchasing, and stacking with sitewide promotions void commission.
  • we can pause or close the program at any time, but we'll honor pending earnings.

thanks for considering it. if it's a fit, we're looking forward to working with you.